By @IanMount and @AdrianBono | May 17, 2024 | Madrid | Issue #54
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Here Are 5 Things to Do in Madrid This Weekend
Happy Friday, everyone!
We know. How is it possible that the municipal pools in Madrid are already open and yet weâre still dealing with this insufferable cold weather? Beats us.
We wish we could provide you with some cool options for skinny dipping (why else do you think people go to the Complutense pools anyway? ) but it looks like weâll have to wait a bit more.
Sure, posting instagram stories by the pool
pretending to have fun with your friends while still feeling miserable insidesounds great! But how about posting them from the Melon Museum? (An actual, real place outside Madrid celebrating, well, melons).
So grab your phone and make sure itâs charged to 100%. We have a long weekend ahead of us!
1. International Museums Day 2024
Did you know this was a thing? Apparently International Museums Day is a thing and since itâs free, weâre here for it.
Museums around Madrid will remain open this Saturday until midnight and completely free of charge. With this yearâs theme being âMuseums for Education and Researchâ, the list includes the Prado, the Reina SofĂa, the GalerĂa de Colecciones Reales and the Museo ArqueolĂłgico, among many others. Yes, there is something for everyone.
There will be tons of activities, workshops and concerts (there will even be DJs and electronic music in at least one museum). Thereâs something special about visiting a museum at night. It feels mysterious, intimate and sexy.
Who needs the summer and a pool when you can go look at a Picasso while listening to Steve Aoki? Weâre sold.
PS: Weâre not kidding about the Melon Museum. Itâs a real place. It exists. It has existed since 2003. We donât know why and whoâs funding it but itâs there for you to visit and if you do, please tell us about the experience because weâre genuinely intrigued by it and totally want to go someday.
DĂa Internacional de los Museos. May 18. Multiple locations around Madrid. Check website for options.
2. Mad Street Food: Food Trucks, Food, and Mad(rid).
Yay! Food truck festival season is here and this one you better not miss.
Sure, Mad Street Food is conveniently located by the highway and on the other side of the City Cemetery and Crematorium but youâll be fine (unless thereâs a zombie apocalypse. In that case youâre screwed.)
Anyway, thereâs the usual: burgers, hot dogs, fries, sandwiches, crepes, arepas, pizzas, burritos and hopefully lots of alcohol to drown out the sound of children (just make sure youâre aware of your surroundings in case of, you know, zombies).
There are also concerts, DJs, bands, and other activities for you to participate in so why not give it a shot? Thereâs nothing like the smell of a crispy burger in the sun while youâre sitting on the grass. (And especially when the crematorium is not in operation.)
Oh, lighten up. Itâs Friday.
PS: If Moratalaz is too far for you, you can try the Tapa Mundi Vegan Ruta happening now. Youâre welcome.
Mad Street Food. Recinto Ferial de La Cuña Verde, Moratalaz. Through May 19. Check Instagram account for hours. Free admission.
3. The Importance of Being Earnest, but this one is in Spanish
Itâs funny because the pun doesnât work in Spanish (the official translation for this famous play by Oscar Wilde is âThe Importance of Being Ernestâ, so not even the new ChatGPT 4-o can find a clever way to get outta that one).
But we digress. If youâre in the mood for some clever, turn-of-the-century comedy about Victorian conformity, then this is your perfect plan. The plot centers on two young guys, Jack Worthing and Algernon Moncrieff, who both use the alias "Ernest" to escape their societal responsibilities and pursue romance (Tee-hee! If you pictured us twirling our mustaches while reading that, you were right).
Through a series of witty dialogues, mistaken identities, and satirical commentary, Wilde goes after the superficiality and hypocrisy of the British upper class, while advocating for sincerity and the absurdity of rigid social conventions. Wilde, what a guy.
This version of the play stars Silvia MarsĂł and Pablo Rivero (among others) and is directed by David Selvas.
The Importance of Being Earnest. Teatro PavĂłn, Calle de Embajadores, 9, Madrid. Through June 30. Check website for schedule. Tickets start at âŹ14.
4. Dream
If youâve had enough of San Isidro stuff this week and would like to get away from the streets, then this is an interesting option.
âDreamâ is an anagram of the word âmadreâ, Spanish for mother. And this choreography by director and playwright Natalia MenĂ©ndez is all about exploring the mother-child relationship. Also featuring award-winning Spanish flamenco dancer and choreographer Israel GalvĂĄn, this dance performance is something you donât want to miss.
The description of the show alone intrigues us: âMotherhood, understood as a biological process that equates us with the rest of our fellow animals, can be tinged with affective connotations as close to love as to hate. Often, it can even evoke feelings that combine and alternate, beyond any rationality. This confused and radical mixture of sensations can resemble a dream. Or perhaps a nightmareâ.
Donât expect a plot (you expected a plot from Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again and look how that turned out). Thereâs no storyline to follow, just a visual and musical exploration of the mother-child relationship (with some slight references to the great mothers of Greek tragedies.
See? Donât say we donât stimulate your intellect.
Dream. Teatro Español. Plaza Santa Ana, C. del PrĂncipe 25, Madrid. Through May 26. Check website for schedule. Tickets start at âŹ6.
5. Vogueâs 9th Mercado de las Flores de Primavera
The flowers market is back for its ninth edition, people.
This Saturday, and just like every spring lately, Vogue is organizing the Mercado de las Flores de Primavera (Spring Flower Market) in upscale Salamanca (the neighborhood, not the city), in which over 25 flower stands from some of Madridâs best flower shopsâsuch as Muscari, Daguerre, Elena SuĂĄrez, Botanyco, Blooms, El Florista, Maua Studio Floral, Blooms or Flores en el Columpioâ take over traditional Calle Jorge Juan and turn it into a celebration of colors and aromas.
Not only that, but some of the nearby clothing stores offer discounts (up to 25%!) so you can buy a bouquet and also some pants in case youâre late to a wedding. There will be wine tastings, celebrity sightings, workshops, free meriendas and a lot, lot more! Just make sure that you dress nicely if you go. This is Salamanca, not Malasaña. You donât want celebrity socialite Carmen Lomana to give you the Miranda Priestly stare when you show up wearing crocs.
In all seriousness now, and more importantly, CEAR (the Spanish Commission for Refugee Assistance) will have a presence there, so make sure to help if you can.
Mercado de las Flores de Primavera. Calle Jorge Juan (between Serrano and VelĂĄzquez), Salamanca, Madrid. May 18. Noon-8 p.m. Free admission.
đšđ»âđ» Viral Stories of the Week
đ¶ âOh my gawd, I knew you when you were a babyâŠâ
Journalist tries to do vox-pop (street interviews) in AndalucĂa. Turns out interviewees knew her when she was a little girlâand are, in fact, related to her. Hilarity ensues. Bonus: Where else but Spain do women of a certain age wear pink quilted vests? Nowhere!
đ Trust us, Spanish high school finals exams are tough
A Spanish high school shares an image of final year students taking exams. But in the backgroundâŠ
PS: We feel his pain: one of the Tapa founders has a son who graduated yesterday.
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